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Three women, one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men. That night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over their eyes.
After a few days they meet again.
The engaged girlfriend said, "The other night, when my fiancée came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4" stilettos and a mask. He said, 'You are the woman of my life, I love you.' Then we made love all night long."
The mistress stated: "Oh yes! The other night we met in his office. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word.
We just had wild sex all night."
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The married one then said, 'The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mother's for the night. I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, fell in his mangy Lazyboy, grabbed the TV controller and a beer, and said, 'Hey Batman, what's for dinner?'
After a few days they meet again.
The engaged girlfriend said, "The other night, when my fiancée came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4" stilettos and a mask. He said, 'You are the woman of my life, I love you.' Then we made love all night long."
The mistress stated: "Oh yes! The other night we met in his office. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word.
We just had wild sex all night."
&
The married one then said, 'The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mother's for the night. I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, fell in his mangy Lazyboy, grabbed the TV controller and a beer, and said, 'Hey Batman, what's for dinner?'
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